© Cynthia Martz 2014
Life presents challenges.
The Warrior in us knows that if we think Positive Thoughts the Negatives are Zapped. Even if bad things Happen, we can put them in a sanctuary that can be addressed and dealt with in the best ways possible.
I always think of this poem when I am down and my mind is in a whirlwind of thoughts and distressing scenario’s.
Another take on this one:
“Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
Have lots of long lie-ins.
Wear sturdy socks, learn to grow out of medium underwear and if you must lie about your age do it in the other direction:tell people you’re 97 and they’ll think you look fucking great.
Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
Never eat food that comes in a bucket.
If you don’t know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.
Don’t work out, work in.
Play the banjo.
Sleep with somebody you like.
Eat plenty of liquorice all sorts.
Try to live in a place you like.
Marry somebody you like.
Try to do a job you like.
Never turn down an opportunity to shout ‘fuck them all!’ at the top of your voice.
Avoid bigots of all descriptions.
Let your bed become to you what the Pole Star was to sailors of old… look forward to it.
Don’t wear tight underwear.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.
Clean your teeth and keep the company of people who will tell you when there’s spinach on them.
Avoid people who know the answer.
Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.
Don’t pat animals with sneaky eyes.
If you haven’t heard a good rumor by 11am, start one.
Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swearwords; if you don’t count Wagner which in my opinion is one long one and should be avoided at all cost.
If you write a book, be sure it has exactly 74 ‘fucks’ in it.
Send Hieronymus Bosch prints to elderly relatives for Christmas.
Avoid giving LSD to guide dogs.
Don’t be talked into wearing a uniform.
Campaign against blue smarties.
Above all, go to Glasgow at least once in your life and have a roll and square sliced sausage and a cup of tea.
When you feel the tea coursing over your spice singed tongue,you’ll know what I mean when I say
‘It’s good to be alive!’ ”
– Billy Connolly –